Fire

Things people do when there’s a fire in their house:

                                              Freak out and run out your front door
                                         Injure yourself by jumping out your window
                           Read a book and don't pay any attention then get burned
   Eat your mom’s special chocolates until you feel the heat of the fire then run through a glass door
   ...
   Hide behind your bed till the cops find you
   Empty your mind and meditate
   Let your little brother scream and cry so the neighbors call the police
   Pee your pants from being so scared
  
   Make up a story when the police come, saying that you didn't start the fire(only if you did start the    fire)
   Enjoy the day cause you know your gonna die